Today's Statistics:

My First time eating Kue Bakul: xp + 10

(I actually regain alot of exp. Points this year like: First time at German Restaurant, First time playing at wedding, like that.)

As a half Filipino, I don't really know alot about Chinese stuffs.

I asked my Mom to buy a Kue Bakul that shape like a goldfish.

When my mom bought me 1, I have no Idea how to eat it, so I ate it directly.

And my mom was like: "Do you even know how to eat it? You should cook it you know."

And I say: "Come on"

Mom: "Eeww You ate it raw. You should fry it."

And I puked it out.... :p

It was gooey when you fry it, and I tried to boil it because I don't really believe my mom (which is not Chinese,)

I boiled it, and FAIL

Me: "Geez mom, how can you know I have to fry it?"

Mom: "There is Chinese new year in Phil and they share it with the neighborhood" 

Me: "*speechless*"

Status: Wearing earrings

-Woke up at 9.45

-Mood: Angry because someone stole my food

Just saw this fact at Ubefacts: A minimum wage worker would have to work for about 10,287,974 hours to afford everything Britney Spears mentions in her song "Work Bitch."

I have no idea what did UF mean.

Songasm of the day : Burn- Ellie Goulding

Drink of the day: Milk- Because I ate a lot of chili

Testimony of Diatomaceous Earth

I just wanna post this to spread the good things, and I wanna give a testimony also.
and of course, I tried it and you should too!

1. Diatomaceous Earth (D.E)
I love this product! It seems to be expensive but no nononono... 2lbs for $11! 
When you eat this, you're eating a "fossil".
It reduces weight without you realize it, and also, it increases your hair quality
I use to have a dull hair, fragile nail, but now, my hair shine increases and when you use it excessively, It will detoxify your body. Too bad it causes constipation 
Some testimony said it reduces vertigo, but I had a headache for few days (only)
Before you use this: Use a food grade D.E, Product contains shells and bones
Unknown side effects (Just constipation because D.E absorbs water)

Things you have to do at 2014

1. Waterslide capsule 
Don't blame me if you tried this already. I just tried it and uggghh.... I'm quiet traumatic at it. 
But that's how the secret agents do pals. 
You go inside the capsule, the staff tell you to cross your legs, and suddenly, the floor dissapear (I don't know how to say that :p you can see the video)
and you suddenly drop and you'll scream aaaaaaaaa..... totally worth it!

Yeah, just like that.

2. Make your own "theater"

I got it from Instagram. And that guy who made that is a total genius!!! 

Creativity: +10

3. Photobomb people's photo

I'll give you an example (sorry for the middle finger :p )

so since a famous person done that, you wanna do that too? I mean, don't blame me (and the person in the photo) if they scold you, you better do that to your siblings (or family member) picture only LOL

He's so funny

I wanna be like him too :p

He's awesome because he became himself :p *applause* (Zedd I mean)

4. Do good (or better!!!) and do stupid childhood things (but It won't harm yourself)

If you wanna be wiser and older read this!

Click this to change your life

5. Buy a diary cover (If you have one) that works like a black box

Or make one. I don't know how to make It, but I will try.

Hmm... I think I will try to make one like this:

- Cut a coca cola can into large,wide strips

- Gather the coca cola strips by gluing it and shape it into a box with a hold that fits your diary

- Put hinges to the .... ewrkgjnewlgkjnweljgldfnb;eoinbekj..........

I'm lazy to type... -_- you know what's after this step right? I'm lazy to use my brain to translate it (My native language is Indonesia but my mother is a foreigner so we speak English)

6. Search for celebrity or artists' baby (or kid) pictures at google images

You know what I mean right? 

Like: search: <<artist>> when was a baby

well that's all folks!

PB